Thursday, November 04, 2004
Metaphysical White House Cleaning
I think I see a way out of this. Since the Voting Game didn't produce the desired winner, or some would even say contestant, other options might have to be explored. There's an ad on the back page of the LA Weekly for "Metaphysical Housecleaning." Upon checking out the website, Spiritbusters.com, I felt eerily guided into sharing this, with the hope of freeing the White House from evil and persistent beings that have taken up residence there. Here's what caught my eye.....
Please click on the header to be directed to the proper e-mail form.
I have negative energy in my home.
I have a negative or bothersome spiritual or vibrational problem in my home (or other local). It is causing me problems, misery, loss of money, oppression, etc. I need this energy removed from my environment.
I believe I have a bothersome or negative SPIRIT in my house.
I have seen or felt things that lead me to suspect that there is a human spirit here, and there may also be a bad general atmosphere. I need this spirit removed from my house, never to return.
Now, steel yourself- I ain't making this up.....
I am being abused
These are the calls from people who are being abused, starved, whipped, beaten, or generally horribly abused by a human monster. I lick my lips for these jobs. After talking to the person long enough to establish what is going on, when I hear that they are given nothing to buy food so must go steal it to survive, and that that same man who does not give them a quarter for food beats them every night, I go into dark mode and I will usually pound the man on the spot, or instruct the callers how to pound him. These are technically other service calls, but any time I get an e mail with this in the subject line I go to it first. THIS IS A FREE SERVICE. This may seem like a wierd service for me to offer, but part of the foundation of my spiritual life is my guardian angel, and my guardian angel happens to be the force in nature who is the power who protects women who are being abused by men. Therefore, I must follow in her path and help people who are under unreasonable abuse. I especially want to help women who are being abused. I LIKE TO RID HOUSES OF HUMAN MONSTERS TOO!.
Doesn't it sound to you like we could get this cleaning done for FREE? I think the abuse the world is under from these dark entities in the White House is fairly unreasonable, but I feel too uncertain and intimidated to approach Spirit Busters, due to the following excerpt....
Some price changes or arrangements might be made only for people who are in very bad shape and are truly poor -- but please don't try to trick me, I spent four years seven days a week as an internet psychic, and the trick will soon reveal itself!
So many things to fear- will we ever regain our power??!!!!!
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Also worthy of mention is the helpful category " I am having trouble selling real estate for reasons unknown or felt to be suspicious."
You've no doubt been reading for months about the real estate boom but attributed the lack of interest in your house to your proximity to the 10 freeway or the piss stains on your carpet. Don't be so quick to blame yourself. There's a good possibility that you are trying to "flip" a haunted shithole. There's a halloween costume here somewhere...oh, but I've given myself away...
You guys quote me over and over not realizing that I do believe in the truth of what I was saying at that time, and it was delivered seriously.
Apparently you do not know that there are some people who have the talent and training to do what I claim to do, they have made it their life's emphasis and are educated in it. I am one but not all of them, is that not clear?
I do not claim to make others powerless so why would that question be asked? Undoubtedly there are many people who can clear houses. But being available to do it on the spot whenever needed and following through is a decent accomplishment.
There are more literal truths in the piece than you can imagine such as the bit of having been an online psychic for four years. In fact, I was the first on-line psychic, and that is easy to prove.
You guys have your head up your ass because I am not kidding.
David Bercutt
cunningconnie@gmail.com
Oh yes, White House Cleaning is a serious and accurate term, but it turned out that Cleansing would have kept me off endless hits for floor cleaning companies. Make any comment you wish, I am a heck of a practitioner for housecleansing. And it is not even a real word.
And, oh yes, having a seriously haunted house can nearly ruin your chance to sell it unless the spirit trapped inside wants you to sell it, which is rare. Just bad spiritual energy left from years past can contribute to the propblem.
Remember, energy can be transformed but it cannot be made to not exist.
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